Can't Stand the Heat

So~. I'm thinking of having a change on the menu. Suggestions? Not that I'll take any of them, but I thought I'd play it nice. I;m sure the food around here could always use a little change.

That being said~. Ladies~Please tell me there are ladies here. How does a ladies’ night sound? Every woman gets her order free. I don’t care if management thinks I’m mad~♥.